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Main MenuDIETARY NOTES: Please inform us of any dietary requirements at least 48 hours in advance. A £3 surcharge may apply. Due to the small size of our kitchen, cross-contamination may occur. We are NOT a nut-free, gluten-free, or dairy-free environment. If you only want to see our tea selection, choose the Tea Menu from the option above.


TRADITIONAL EXPERIENCES



Traditional English Afternoon Tea
A timeless tradition served with grace — just as it’s been for generations. A freshly made sandwich, one warm plain or fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream or butter, one slice of cake or dessert, and a pot of English Breakfast or Earl Grey tea.
£28.90

Other Teas

Other traditional teas (see tea menu)

£0.80

Extra scone

£2.50


Brighton’s English Afternoon Tea
Our signature afternoon tea — a generous, elegant spread inspired by tradition and touched by Brighton’s charm. A shareable experience for three. Includes 3 sandwiches (shared), 4 scones (2 per person), 3 slices of cake (shared or individually chosen), and unlimited tea. Also includes a small confectionery surprise. We suggest each of you pick your own cake, and kindly agree together on the one to share.
£68.00

Other Teas

Other traditional teas (see tea menu)

£0.80

Extra scone

£2.50


Cream Tea
It’s like floating on a cloud – only sweeter. One warm plain or fruit scone with strawberry jam and clotted cream or butter, served with a pot of tea.
£12.90

Extra scone

Extra scone

£2.50


Cream Tea Royal
A classic Cream Tea with a savoury twist. One scone with jam and clotted cream or butter, a pot of tea, and a sandwich of your choice.
£18.60

Extra scone

Extra scone

£2.50



LITTLE MORNINGS (served until 12:30)
Soft, warm and ready to wake you gently


Granola, Dried Fruit & Greek Yoghurt
Low in sugar, high in fibre — a nourishing bowl for a happy belly
£5.90


2 Soft Boiled Eggs with Soldiers
For when breakfast needs a crown
£6.00


Banana & Peanut Butter Toast
£5.25


Almond & Tahini Spread with a Twist
Served with toasted brown bread.
£6.25

Almond & Tahini Spread

Honey

£1.00

Date syrup

£1.00

Nuts

£1.00



ALL-DAY LUNCH DELIGHTS



The Savoury Slice & Cottage Garden Salad
A comforting slice of warm Turkish Borek pastry and a fresh seasonal salad * Our flavours vary daily: Spinach and Feta Borek, Leek and Feta Borek, Kale, Sundried Tomato and Feta, Vegan Borek
£12.90



SANDWICHES
Prepared in a jiffy – no dilly-dallying! Freshly prepared, served with crisps and a salad garnish.


Egg & Cress
Creamy egg mayonnaise with fresh peppery cress on soft bread
£5.80


Coronation Chicken
Tender chicken in a mild curry mayonnaise with pickle slices
£6.00


Cucumber & Cream Cheese
Light, refreshing, and a tea-time classic
£5.60


Smoked Salmon & Cream Cheese
A rich and elegant favourite on soft brown or white bread
£6.90



TOASTIES
Golden, melty, and made to make you smile. Each served with crisps and a salad garnish.


Cheddar & Red Onion Chutney
Melty mature cheddar with a sweet punch of red onion chutney
£6.40


Cheese & Beef Pastrami
Classic melted cheese with savoury slices of beef pastrami
£6.40



SWEET & WARM SELECTIONS



Hot Cross Delight
A warm hot cross bun with orange marmalade and butter, served with a pot of English Breakfast or Earl Grey tea
£10.50

Extra Bun & Other Teas

Extra bun

£2.00

Other traditional teas (see tea menu)

£0.80


The Cosy Tea Cake
A warm tea cake with lemon curd and butter, served with a pot of English Breakfast or Earl Grey tea.
£8.50

Extra tea cake + other teas

Extra tea cake

£1.00

Other traditional teas (see tea menu)

£0.80



SAVOYARD TEAS



Laneside Savoury Tea
For when jam just won’t do. A warm cheese or chive scone with chutney and butter, served with a pot of English Breakfast or Earl Grey tea
£12.90

Extra scone + other teas

Extra scone

£2.50

Other traditional teas (see tea menu)

£0.80



CAKES & DESSERTS



Ask about today's selection
- Lemon Drizzle - Victoria Sponge - Carrot & Walnut Cake - Little Cakes of the Day ...and more
£6.00



HOT DRINKS



Loose Leaf Tea
English Breakfast or Earl Grey. For other teas, see the tea menu for our many options.
Pot for 1
£3.90

Pot for 2
£7.00

Other Teas

Other teas (see tea menu)

£0.80


Coffee
Ask for decaf options
Espresso
£3.10

Americano
£3.20

Cappuccino
£3.60

Latte
£3.60

Mocha
£4.20

Instant Coffee
£2.80

Hot Chocolate
£3.80

Turkish Coffee
£3.90

Milk Types

Oat / Soy Milk (Free)




COLD DRINKS



Pepsi / Pepsi Max
£3.50


Fruit Juice
Apple Juice
£3.50

Orange Juice
£3.50

Cranberry Juice
£3.50


Still / Sparkling Water
£2.50


Churchill
Soda, lemon, and a pinch of salt. Perfectly effervescent and refreshing.
£4.20


Kombucha
A curious and refreshing drink, gently fermented tea with natural fizz and friendly bacteria
£4.90



BLACK TEAS
Bold, timeless, and steeped in centuries of English charm.


Traditional English Breakfast Tea
Our most traditional brew, the perfect companion to Afternoon Tea.


Decaffeinated English Breakfast Tea
All the flavour, none of the caffeine.


Earl Grey Tea
Elegant black tea kissed with bergamot citrus.


Decaffeinated Earl Grey Tea
Gentle yet fragrant.


French Lavender Earl Grey Tea
A romantic twist with a hint of lavender fields.


Assam Tea
Strong and malty; for those who love a bold, full-bodied cup.


Darjeeling Tea
Delicate and floral, known as the “Champagne of Teas.”


Lapsang Souchong (Smoky Black Tea)
Bold and smoky, an adventurous choice.



GREEN TEAS
Fresh, calming, and full of gentle energy.


Japanese Green Tea Matcha
Smooth, vibrant, and packed with antioxidants for a calm, focused energy.


Chinese Green Tea
Light, grassy, and delicately refreshing.


Kaika Cherry Sencha Green Tea
Sweet cherry blossoms in every sip.


Classic Moroccan Mint Green Tea
Invigorating mint with a touch of tradition.



CHAI & SPICED TEAS
Warming blends to comfort the soul.


Chai Tea (T)
Fragrant spices and black tea in perfect harmony.


Kuchipudi Masala Chai Tea – Loose
Authentic Indian warmth in a cup.



HERBAL & CAFFEINE-FREE (PYRAMID)
Gentle companions for moments of peace.


Camomile Tea
Soothing and calming before bedtime.


Peppermint Tea
Cool, crisp, and naturally uplifting.


Roobios Tea
Earthy and rich, from South Africa’s red bush.


Ginger Root ’n Lemon Herbal Tea – Loose
A zesty pick-me-up.


Dried Hibiscus Flowers
Vibrant, tart, and refreshing.


Apple & Cinnamon Tea
A cosy winter hug in a cup.



ICED & REFRESHING TEAS
Cool companions for sunny days.


Cariba Sundae Fruit Tea
Tropical sunshine over ice.


Peppermint Iced Tea
Crisp and cooling.


Hibiscus Iced Tea
Sweet-tart and bright.

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